Huh?
Someone at work today told me I was very "authentic."
What does this mean, do you think?
I am guessing he is referring to my aforementioned "stream-of-consciousness listen-to-me-me-me!!!" style of conversing with others. Or my lack of a filter, as it were.
Maybe he just meant that I need to take a shower.
I hope not.
I hate taking showers.
I hate taking showers not because I don't have the highest regard for maintaining personal hygiene. I hate drying and straightening my hair, which is a bizarre mixture of curly, straight, frizzy, and wavy. And due to a mix-up with the hair color, is now two tones of blackish-purple and brownish-purple. Lately, I have been lazy, and have been wearing it a really messed-up version of what some would call "curly-ish." The back sort of looks like a nest my hamster might have made with a good skein of yarn. This would have been, of course, before he got eaten by my cat. But that is another tale for another time. Back to the hair.
This sudden "style" change prompted two of my male co-workers to question:
J.: What is going on with your hair? It looks...different.
K.: Yeah, your hair is always nice, shiny, and straight. Now it is...um...different.
My reply?
Me: It is authentic.
(Attempted indignant flip of my oddly styled non-glasslike hair follicles. Frizzy hair does not flip very well, it turns out.)
Me: You guys can stop laughing anytime, you know. Seriously. Shut up now.






3 Comments:
Mate, I have so many hair problems here I am resorting to cutting it all off. I hate my life.
'Authentic'? Hm, maybe they think you're just down to earth. Sounds like a compliment to me.
you're very authentic, the realio dealio.
You have me laughing with this "authentic" comment. It can be seen as a really excellent thing or maybe not. It depends on what authentic means to the person who uses the word. What tone of voice did they use? I wonder what advise a linguist might have for you?
I enjoyed my visit to your blog.
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